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Jun. 29th, 2018 01:44 pmmartha
1. Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
2. Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
3. false alarm, still single
4. if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
zari
1. Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
2. Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
3. you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
bea
1. If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
2. Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
3. If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
viv
1. The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
2. That was before I lit my hair on fire
3. because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
beatrice
1. Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
2. It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
3. The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
gaby
1. Let the clothes fall where they may.
2. none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
3. I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
1. Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
2. Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
3. false alarm, still single
4. if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
zari
1. Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
2. Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
3. you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
bea
1. If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
2. Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
3. If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
viv
1. The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
2. That was before I lit my hair on fire
3. because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
beatrice
1. Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
2. It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
3. The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
gaby
1. Let the clothes fall where they may.
2. none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
3. I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.